Politicians
Recently my friend gave me a link to a politician's website. I couldn't help but read then get hooked and curse every swear word i know at the same time. IMO i think all politicians are either full of shit or a hypocrite or both. So ive decided i would dedicate this post to all the politicians in Malaysia. Congrats on making complete fools out of yourselves. Here goes.. T here are two squashed corpses on the North-South highway. One is a dead dog, the other is a dead politician. What's the difference? There are skid marks before the dog. H illary Clinton was out jogging one morning. As she passed a small boy she saw that he had a box full of puppies. She stopped and asked the little boy what kind of puppies he had. He looked up proudly and said, 'They're all Democrats.' Hillary was pleased as she just jogged away. She returned home and told her husband the story. About a week later Bill was jogging by a young man with a box full of puppies. He stopped and asked ...