Blondes LOL



Some things are just not as it seems..

What do an intelligent blonde and an easter bunny have in common?
No one has seen either of them

How do you confuse blondes?
Sit them in a round room and ask them to find the corner

Why was the blonde so pleased when she finished the puzzle in 6 months?
Because the cover said 3 to 5 years

How do you know when a blonde's been doing a crossword?
Because all the boxes are coloured in

How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. One to find a ladder, one to find a lightbulb and one to find a man to do the job

Why are blondes like toilets?
Because they are either engaged or full of shit

A blonde and a brunette were walking in the park when suddenly the brunette says, 'Oh, a dead bird!'
The blonde looked up and said, 'where, where?'

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Gets dressed and goes home

What do you call a brunette standing in between 2 blondes?
An interpreter

What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Once they are on their backs they are screwed

What do blondes and computers have in common?
You dont know their true value until they go down

How does a blonde like her eggs?
Fertilised

What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
I hope its not mine

What do peroxide blondes and a 747 have in common?
Both have big black boxes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel

How do blondes' brain cells die?
Alone

What is a blonde's mating call?
I think i'm drunk

Why do blondes need an arsehole?
Well someone has to put out all the garbage


P/S: JK=)

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