Cucumbers...


Never underestimate
a cucumber...


Here are a few reasons why MOST cucumbers are better then men...


- An average cucmber is 15cm long
- Cucumbers can stay hard for up to a week
- Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety
- You'll know how hard a cucumber is when you take it home
- Cucumbers can get away any weekend
- A cucumber will always respect you
- You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it
- Cucumbers don't need a round of applause
- Cucumbers don't ask questions like "Am I the best?" or "How was
it?"
- A cucumber can hide in the fridge when your mother comes over
- A cucumber can stay up all night
- And with a cucumber, you never have to sleep in a wet patch

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