A young Chinese student was travelling in a train compartment with a ferocious soldier, an old lady an a stunningly attractive young lady. The train went through a tunnel. In the darkness they heard a kiss followed by a resounding smack. When they came out of the tunnel the soldier was rubbing a very swollen face, and they each contemplated what must have just happened... The old lady thought, 'What a proper young lady that is to chastise the soldier for his unwelcomed advances.' The young lady thought, 'Why would the soldier want to kiss the old lady instead of an attractive person like me?' The soldier thought, 'That student is a lucky asshole. He gets to kiss the young lady and i get the smack.' But the student knew all along, 'I'm a cunning fellow. I kiss the back of my hand, give the soldier one tight slap and get away with it' An American oil-drilling company was erecting a new offshore platform in total isolation. Their industrial psychologist...
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