Random Laughs
This is an extract from Richard Benson's Blackboard Blunders book, where the author could not resist compiling all the homework howlers of today's students. Enjoy 1) On school reports: My teacher said I was very epidemically bright. I was prowed! 2) On art classes: Today I painted an octopuss with big eyes and eight purple testicles. 3) In his own story: Time seemed to be standing still. Nothing was happening and I was getting scarred. I looked again at my cock. It hadn't moved since I last looked at it. 4) On the choir: In last year's Christmas concert, Linzie played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year. 5 ) On Geography: In Scandinavia , the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norweigans come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland . 6) On charity work: I feel sorry for the people in Africa. They are staring to death. They only get a little groin to eat. I wouldn't like to eat groin. 7)...