Cucumbers...
Never underestimate a cucumber... Here are a few reasons why MOST cucumbers are better then men... - An average cucmber is 15cm long - Cucumbers can stay hard for up to a week - Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety - You'll know how hard a cucumber is when you take it home - Cucumbers can get away any weekend - A cucumber will always respect you - You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it - Cucumbers don't need a round of applause - Cucumbers don't ask questions like "Am I the best?" or "How was it?" - A cucumber can hide in the fridge when your mother comes over - A cucumber can stay up all night - And with a cucumber, you never have to sleep in a wet patch